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Sexy Is Fun! Sexy Is Daring, Strong, Confident, And Well, Hell Lot Of Fun! What Sexyis Not Is Vulgar! Here At Whatsstatus.Com, We Celebrate The Crazy And The Sexy ! Read Through Our Fantastic Collection Of Sexy And Exciting Whatsapp Statuses. Share, Like Or Comment The Ones That Stand Out! Also, You Are More Than Welcome Update Your Whatsapp Status With Any Of These Sexy And Interesting Quotes! Besides, If Reading These Statuses Have Got Your Funny Bone Tickling, Go Ahead And Upload Your Very Own Sexy Whatsapp Statuses Here.
  • I Would Rather Have Taken One Breath Of Your Skin, One Kiss From Your Lips, One Touch Of Your Hand, Than Spend Perpetuity Without You.Im Sexy!!
  • Hershey's Make Millions Of Delectable Kisses Each Day. But It Pales In Comparison To The Taste Of You.
  • Locked At 30 Frames.
  • Pull Down To Refresh.You Are Sexy!!
  • People Verbalize Nothing's Infeasible, But I Do Nothing Everyday.
  • That Inelegant Moment When You Are Visually Examining A Movie With Your Dad And A Love Scene Comes On.
  • If There's One Thing I Detest The Most, Its Optically Discerning Lamentable Things Transpire To Good People.Im Sexy!!
  • Anyone Can Be Passiionate, But It Takes Authentic Doters To Be Silly.
  • Can I GO DOWN?You Are Sexy!!
  • How Come Erroneous Numbers Are Never Diligent?
  • If Your Age Was To Be Resolute By The 2 Last Digits Of Your Phone Number, How Old Will You Be?Im Sexy!!
  • Arrange Espousement These Days Is The Acquiescent Between Two Broken Hearts.
  • A Plethora Of Men And Women Would Rather Stay Single Because They Are Tired Of Giving Their Everything And Ending Up With Nothing.
  • I'm A Loaded Gun.You Are Sexy!!
  • When I Am Home Alone, Every Noise I Aurally Perceive Is A Seriial Killer.
  • I Optate My Bank Account Refilled As Expeditious As My Laundry Basket.
  • Babies Are So Fortuitous. They Can Slumber All Day Still Everyone Dotes Them.
  • Being In A Relationship Is A Full-Time Job, Don't Apply If You're Not Yare To Commit.
  • I Like It Rough.You Are Sexy!!
  • I Had A Stressful Day Today, Want To Avail Me Unwind? Anytime, Anyplace. Are You Game?You Are Sexy!!
  • When A Bird Hits Your Window Have You Ever Wondered If God Is Playing Irate Birds With You?Im Sexy!!
  • I Ken I'm Crazy. Don't Ruin My Moment.
  • I Don't Make Mistakes, I Just Date Them.
  • Wanna Endeavor My Handcuuffs?
  • Sometimes I Wonder How Many Miles I Have Scrolled My Mouse Wheel.
  • You, Me And Exercise ;)Im Sexy!!
  • Wanna Go Slumber Early ?
  • Shhhhhhhh Everyone Around Me Is In A Relationship And I Am Just Here With My Laptop And Whatsapp.Im Sexy!!
  • Shake Well Afore Use.
  • Love Never Dies.. Only The Doter Changes.
  • Just Culminated Effacing Some Friends On Facebook, If You Can Read This Then You Got Fortuitous.Im Sexy!!
  • I'll Show You Mine, If You'll Show Me Yours.
  • Baby, Are You Hungry ?
  • Worked On Fine Leg.You Are Sexy!!
  • Your Bed, My Bed
  • Liberation Of Verbalization Is Disoriented When You Get Into A Relationship And She Is Resplendent.You Are Sexy!!
  • Turn On Your Hotspot!!
  • My Data-Plan Is Illimitable.Im Sexy!!
  • A Girl Jogging In The Park Avails At Least 5 Boys To Be Fit And In Shape.
  • Your Taste Still Lingerrs On My Lips, Like I've Just Placed Them Upon Yours, And Still I Starve For You !Im Sexy!!
  • Boys Cerebrate Of Girls Just Like Books, If The Cover Doesn't Catch Their Ocular Perceiver, They Won't Bother To Read What's Inside.You Are Sexy!!
  • Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted, Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted.
  • You've Engulfed My Senses With The Essence Of You. I Dote Your Body. I Dote Physically Contacting It, Caressing It, Licking It, And Tasting It. I Dote The Smell, The Heat, And The Texture Of You.Im Sexy!!
  • Determinately 21, And Licitly Capable Of Doing Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
  • Hey Time, Decelerate. You're Killing Me.You Are Sexy!!
  • Are You Going To Osculate Me Or Do I Have To Prevaricate To My Diary? :)You Are Sexy!!
  • I'm Shy At First, But Once I'm Comfortable With You Get Yare For Some Crazy Shit.
  • If Osculating Is The Language Of Love, Then We Have A Lot To Verbalize About.
  • I Have A Quandary. My Quandary Is Love And... My Solution Is You.You Are Sexy!!
  • I Don't Care If You Cerebrate I'm Crazy. Life Is Too Short To Be Mundane.You Are Sexy!!
  • You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I'll Train You. Make Your Appointment Today.Im Sexy!!
  • Massage With Ecstatic Ending.
  • Do You Ever Optically Canvass Your Friends And Cerebrate 'Why The Hell Aren't We Comedians?'You Are Sexy!!
  • Your Lips Look So Solitary. Would They Relish To Meet Mine?
  • Smile Is The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.
  • My Phone Is Like My Doter. Its The Last Thing I Visually Perceive At Night, And The First Thing I Arouse To Every Morning.You Are Sexy!!
  • The Best Feeling In The World Is When Someone You Detest Tells A Jest And Nobody Laughs :)Im Sexy!!
  • I Detest When Ex's Verbalize.. I Am Here If You Require Me. Like..? Where Were You? When We Were Together And I Needed You?
  • I Dote Your Lips When They're Wet With Wine And Red With Malevolent Desire.
  • Your Attire Are Making Me Uncomfortable Please Take Them Off.
  • You Are Gorgeous All Over, Your Body, Your Face, Your Smile, Your Personality, Most Importantly, Your Heart.Im Sexy!!
  • People Never Recollect The Million Times You Avail Them, Only The One Time You Don't.
  • I Detest How Chocolates Immediately Melt On My Fingers. I Mean, Am I That Sultry?
  • Lets Play Something Multi-Player.
  • Why Do I Fall In Love With People Who Are All Yare Taken Or Have Feelings For Someone Else?Im Sexy!!
  • When My Day Commences, You're My Inspiration. Optically Discerning Your Face Glow, Is My Nicest Hello. And When You Osculate And Caress Me, And Make Love To My Mind. I Can't Get Enough. I'm So Ecstatic That You're Mine.
  • Dance In Slow Kineticism.You Are Sexy!!
  • When I Optically Discern You, I Miss Your Smile. When I Visually Perceive Your Smile, I Miss Your Hug. When You Hug Me, I Optate Your Osculation.. Oh I'm Just So Crazy About You.Im Sexy!
  • The Way You Stroke Me, Gets To Me Every Single Time. Your Hands In My Hair, Your Fingers Gliding Over My Skin. You're Way Of Feeling Me All Over. I Feel You. I'm Addicted...All In.Im Sexy!!
  • I Cant Taste My Lips Could You Do It For Me.You Are Sexy!!
  • The Fragrance - Of Your Skin Is Sweeter To Me Than The Perfumes Of A Million Roses...
  • Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Abhorred, But Anyhow You Can Osculate Me Baby I Am Vaccinated.You Are Sexy!!
  • I'll Osculate You On The Rain So You Get Twice As Wet.

    Sexy Adult Whatsapp Jokes

    Jungle Me Ek Shikari Ko Shikar Ni Mila To Wo Muth
    Marne Baith Gya.
    Ek Sher Ne Ye Dekha To Bhagte Huye Sare Janwaro
    Se Bola Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hain Bhaag Jao.
    Lomdi Boli Kya Hua?
    Sher Bola Main Ek Se Ek Shikari Dekhe Pr Aisa
    Shikari Nhi Dekha Jo Itni Chhoti Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa
    Load Kr Chuka Ho
    Pta Ni Sala Ktne Fire Krega.
    Teacher: What Is The Opposite Of Laugh…?
    Boy Ans: SEX
    Teacher: How ?
    Boy: Laugh Is – Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
    Sex Is – Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah..
    What's The Difference Between A 'Boot' And
    Boot Accepts Only One Size, Whereas A Choot
    Accepts All Sizes!
    Santa-Helmetk Upar Se Apna Sar Khujla Rha Tha..
    Wife-Aji Helmet Toh Utaar Lo
    Santa-Bahnchod Teri Gand Me Khujli Hoti H
    Toh Kya Shalwar Utar Deti Hai..

    Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha
    Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
    Santa To Girl: “ Do U Have Aids? ”
    Girl: “ No ”
    Santa: “ Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi
    Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye. “
    Ladka Ladki Ko Pataa Ke Car
    Mein Jungle Le Gaya.
    Ladke Ne
    Sex Karna Shuru Kiya Toh
    Ladki Boli:
    "Mein Bataana Bhool Gayi Ki
    Mein Prostitute Hun Aur Ek
    Baar Ke 500 Leti Hun." Ladke Ne Majboori Mein Paise
    Diye Aur Thoka. Thokne Ke
    Baad Ladka Cigarette Peene
    Ladki- Chalo Na Wapas Nahi
    Jaana Kya?
    "Ladka-Mein Bataana Bhool
    Gaya Tha Ki Mein Taxi Driver
    Hun Aur Yaha Se Shahar Ke 800 Leta Hun."
    Moral-Thokne Se Pahle Bhale
    Boys Lund Se Sochte Hain Par Thokne K Baad Dimaag Se Hi
    Kaam Lete Hain..!!

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