Incredible Whatsapp DP and Status in kannada

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Sayankala Dasavaladha Hoovu.. Oblanne love madi Chennagiri..
Schoolalli marerthe 123, Lovvalli kalithe 143
Lovvalli Kanneeru Kampalsari.. 
Manasu Helutthe Muchkondiru Antha..
Odhu madura Nidde amara
Manasu Helutthe Muchkondiru Antha..
Ganchali bidi, Kannada mathadi
Yenthada bolimakla..Status nodthidira? Shoot madbeka?
Our marriage is like a Workshop- I work My wife Shops [Namma Maduve Workshopna 
Hage- Nanu Work madutthene, Nanna hendathi Shop madutthale
iruvege kiss kododu
Hosa belaku Hale neralu
Nenapina Naadalli.. nindene sarkara .. Nee hoo andare.. Thumbane upakara..
Naa Kanasinolago, Kanasu Nannolago..
sollege chaddi haakodu
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Kanasali thumba kettiruvenu.. Ninnanu keladhe..
Naanu modhala notadha dweshwannu nambutthene
Ivatthu madi athava nale pashchathapa padi
Yava mohana murali kareyitho..Dhoora theerake ninnanu
Adisidaatha Besara Moodi..Aata Mugisidha.
Manasu Helutthe Muchkondiru Antha..
Oblanne Love Maadi Chennagiri.. Innobla Phone Number Itkondiri..
Jotheyali… jothe jotheyali eruvenu heege yendhu
Hey there!! Whatsapp is using me [Whatsapp nannannu upayogisikollutthide

Kannada kavanagalu as a whatsapp status

Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!
Adisidaatha Besara Moodi..Aata Mugisidha..
Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.
Hoo araluva Saddhanu.. Ninna nageyalli Kaanaballe..
Yava mohana murali kareyitho..Dhoora theerake ninnanu Iruvudellava Bittu Irududaredege Nadevudhe Jeevana..
Hosa belaku Hale neralu
Don't Tell People Your Dreams, SHOW THEM [Nimma kanasugalannu Helikollabedi..THORISI]
Devdas aade life nalli
Iruvudellava Bittu Irududaredege Nadevudhe Jeevana..
kolige lipstick haakodu
Kavithe bariyalu kavi aaga bekilla, Priyathameya savi nenepugale saakalla
Jivana chikkadhu, maja udaysi
Schoolalli marerthe 123, Lovvalli kalithe 143
Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita. good morning!

Motivational Status in Kannada

Idakkintha bega innu.. Sigabaraditthe neenu..
Kaanadha Kadalige Hambalisidhe mana…
Nanna nambikeyalliruva mukyavadha vishaya neenu
Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Thabbi Nanna Appiko Omme.. Haage summane..
Innobla Phone Number Itkondiri..
Nanna manisina bhavane neene helidhe
Kaanadha Kadalige Hambalisidhe mana…
Popular English Whatsapp Status Translated to [Kannada]
Neenu biddhare, Naanirutthene
Hudgira manasalli enenidhe.. Thilkollo Thaakatthu namagellidhe..
Kasthuri Nivaasadha Vamsha namdhu..Kai Yavathidru boomi nodutthe horathu Akashanalla..
Hudgira manasalli enenidhe.. Thilkollo Thaakatthu namagellidhe..
Yava mohana murali kareyitho..Dhoora theerake ninnanu
Iruvudellava Bittu Irududaredege Nadevudhe Jeevana..
Kasthuri Nivaasadha Vamsha namdhu..Kai Yavathidru boomi nodutthe horathu Akashanalla..
Idu elelu janumada love… Whatsappnalli illa nanna Dove..
Thabbi Nanna Appiko Omme.. Haage summane..

Friendship Status in kannada

Yenthada bolimakla..Status nodthidira? Shoot madbeka?
Hoo araluva Saddhanu.. Ninna nageyalli Kaanaballe..
Nenapina Naadalli.. nindene sarkara .. Nee hoo andare.. Thumbane upakara..
There are three types of people in the world- Vegetarian, Non vegetarian, Monday-Tuesday [Prapanchadalli Mooru tharada janariddaare- Sasyahari, Mamsahari, Somavara-Shanivara]
Odhu madura Nidde amara
Oblanne Love Maadi Chennagiri..
Ganchali bidi, Kannada mathadi..
Schoolalli marerthe 123, Lovvalli kalithe 143
Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu
Nanu yarendhu nanage yaaroo kalisalagadhu
Athlage aa hudugi..Ithlage ee hudugi..Yavatthu Irbardhu ree..
Nanage preethi endare enu endhu thilididdhare adhu ninnindha
Idu elelu janumada love... Whatsappnalli illa nanna Dove..
Nanage ninna mele asuye bandhare, Houdhu nanage ninu nijavaglu ishta
Odhu madura Nidde amara
Oblanne love madi Chennagiri.. Innobla phone number Itkondiri..
Kannu mucchi, Hrudhaya kaaliyagittu kolli,,hogalu bidi
Belagge lovvu.. Madyanha Novu.. Sayankala Dasavaladha Hoovu..
Innobla phone number Itkondiri..
Nimma message ge kaayodu
Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,

Attitude status in Kannada

Hoo araluva Saddhanu.. Ninna nageyalli Kaanaballe..
Kannada Language Best Whatsapp status messages
Yenthada bolimakla..Status nodthidira? Shoot madbeka?
Nanu kudidhaga jivana Utthamavagirutthadhe
Hosa belaku Hale neralu
Naa Kanasinolago, Kanasu Nannolago..
Kanasali thumba kettiruvenu.. Ninnanu keladhe.
Avakasha tegedukondu endigu hindirugi nodabedi, Yashassu elladakku thakka utthara
Obba Idli maroke ladies bogige hogtane, avarella avanna hodedu kalistare yake..
Kasthuri Nivaasadha Vamsha namdhu..Kai Yavathidru boomi nodutthe horathu Akashanalla..
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
Thabbi Nanna Appiko Omme.. Haage summane..
Suryananthe belagalu nivu avanantheye uriyabeku
Naa Kanasinolago, Kanasu Nannolago..
Adisidaatha Besara Moodi..Aata Mugisidha..
Samanaadha sukha dukhagalindha koodidha dhinave nanna palina olleya dina
Online by Public Demand [ONLINE- Abimanigala otthayadha merege]

Break up status in Kannada

Ganchali bidi, Kannada mathadi..
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Nanna nambikeyalliruva mukyavadha vishaya neenu
I work for money! For loyalty hire a Dog [Nanu hanakkagi kelasa madutthene, Niyyatthigagi nayiyanna ittukolli]
Aalisuvudhu Preethiya modala karthavya
Athlage aa hudugi..Ithlage ee hudugi..Yavatthu Irbardhu ree..
Idu elelu janumada love… Whatsappnalli illa nanna Dove..
Nanu ninna betiyadhaagale nanage jivana sikkithu
Idakkintha bega innu.. Sigabaraditthe neenu..
Nanu madaballe matthu madutthene, Nodutthiri
Jivanadha artha kelabedi, nive vivarisi
Kavithe bariyalu kavi aaga bekilla, Priyathameya savi nenepugale saakalla
Athma ondhu kanasina kusuma, adu jivanadhalli maathra aralutthade
Kavithe bariyalu kavi aaga bekilla, Priyathameya savi nenepugale saakalla
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Lovvalli Kanneeru Kampalsari.. Belagge lovvu.. Madyanha Novu..
Kaanadha Kadalige Hambalisidhe mana...

WHATSAPP STATUS IN KANNNADA

ಅವನ ನಿಯಮ ಮೀರಿ ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಏನು ಸಾಗದು

ಬೆಳಕೀವ ಸೂರ್ಯಚಂದ್ರರದೊಂದು ಸದ್ದಿಲ್ಲ. ಹೊಲಿ ನಿನ್ನ ತುಟಿಗಳನು ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ

ಹೊಲಿ ನಿನ್ನ ತುಟಿಗಳನು ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ.
ಮುಖದ ಮೇಲಿರಲು ಧೂಳು… ಕನ್ನಡಿ ಒರೆಸಿದರೇನು ಹೇಳು?
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ದೂರ ಕ್ರಮಿಸಿರುವ ನನ್ನ ಬದುಕು ಅಪೂರ್ವವಾದುದೇನಲ್ಲ. ಯಾಕೆಂದರೆ,”ಜೀವನ” ಮತ್ತು “ಮರಣ”ಗಳ ಪರಸ್ಪರ ನಾಟಕೀಯ ಪರಿವರ್ತನೆಯಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಉಳಿದಿದೆ
ಅರ್ಥವು ಅಪಾರ್ಥವಾದಾಗ, ಅಪಾರ್ಥವನ್ನು ಅರ್ಥ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವವಳೇ ನಿಜವಾದ ಹೆಂಡತಿ.
ಹಗುರಾದ ಬಾಳಿಗೂ ಹಿರಿದಾದ ಧ್ಯೇಯವಿದೆ ನಗೆಗೀಡು ಏನಿಲ್ಲ ಸೃಷ್ಟಿಯೊಳಗೆ -ಡಾII ಎನ್. ಎಸ್. ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮೀನಾರಾಯಣ ಭಟ
ನಾನು ಸಂಪೂರ್ಣ ನಿರುಪಯೋಗಿ ಅಲ್ಲ, ಬೇಕಿದ್ದರೆ ಕೆಲವು ಕೆಟ್ಟ ಉದಾಹರಣೆಗಳಿಗೆ ನನ್ನನ್ನು ಬಳಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬಹುದು.
ಹೇಳಲು ಅದ್ಭುತ ಸಾಲುಗಳಿವೆ…. ಪಾಲಿಸಲು?
ಹಾಡೋ ಹಕ್ಕಿಗೆ ಬೇಕೇ ಬಿರುದು ಸನ್ಮಾನ..
ನಾನು ಬದುಕಿರುವುದು ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಸಾಯುವುದಕ್ಕಲ್ಲ,………ಸಾಧಿಸುವುದಕ್ಕೆ .
ನಡೆಯುವ ದಾರಿಯೋ? ಮುಟ್ಟುವ ಗುರಿಯೋ?
ಮತ್ತೆ ಮಳೆ ಹುಯ್ಯುತಿದೆ, ಎಲ್ಲಾ ನೆನಪಾಗುತಿದೆ.
ಕಡಲ ನೀಲಿಯೊಳು ಕರಗಬಹುದೆ ನಾನು?
ಅದೇ ದಾರಿ ಅದೇ ತಿರುವು,ಈ ಪಯಣ ನೂತನ
ಎಂದಾದರೋಂದು* ದಿನ ನನ್ನ ಸಹನೆ ನಿನ್ನ ವಂಚನೆ ಮಾತಾಡಿಕೋಳ್ಳಲಿ*.
ನಾವು ನೆನೆಸಿದಂತೆ ಬಾಳಲೇನು ನಡೆಯದು
ಮುಂಗಾರು ಮಳೆಗೆ ಎದೆಯಂಗಳವೂ ಒದ್ದೆ!
ಮರೆಯಲೆತ್ನಿಸಿದರು ಮರುಕಳಿಸೊ ನೆನಪಿರಲು ಜೊತೆಯಲಿ
ಕಾಣದ ಕಡಲಿಗೆ . ಹಂಬಲಿಸಿದೆ ಮನ
ಕಾಳಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಜಯವನು ತರಲು
ಕಡಲ ನೀಲಿಯೊಳು ಕರಗಬಹುದೆ ನಾನು?
ವಿಷಾದವಾಗಲಿ ವಿನೋದವಾಗಲಿ ಅದೇನೇ ಆಗಲಿ ಅವನೇ ಕಾರಣ
ಕುಲದಲ್ಲಿ ಕೀಳ್ಯಾವುದೋ ಹುಚ್ಚಪ್ಪ ಮಥದಲ್ಲಿ ಮೇಲ್ಯಾವುದೋ?
ಮನೆಯೆ ಹತ್ತಿ ಉರಿಯುವಾಗ ಬೆಳಕು ಏತಕೆ? 
ಪಾಟಿ ಮ್ಯಾಲ್ ಪಾಟಿ, ನಮ್ ಸಾಲಿ ಸೂಟಿ!
ಮ೦ಗನ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಣಿಕ್ಯ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆ

Kannada Quotes for Whatsapp


Jotheyali… jothe jotheyali eruvenu heege yendhu
Nanna manisina bhavane neene helidhe
Aalisuvudhu Preethiya modala karthavya
Nanage preethi endare enu endhu thilididdhare adhu ninnindha
Nanu ninna betiyadhaagale nanage jivana sikkithu
Naanu modhala notadha dweshwannu nambutthene
Nanage ninna mele asuye bandhare, Houdhu nanage ninu nijavaglu ishta
Athma ondhu kanasina kusuma, adu jivanadhalli maathra aralutthade

Kannu mucchi, Hrudhaya kaaliyagittu kolli,,hogalu bidi
Nanu kudidhaga jivana Utthamavagirutthadhe
Jivana chikkadhu, maja udaysi

Nanu yarendhu nanage yaaroo kalisalagadhu
Nanu madaballe matthu madutthene, Nodutthiri
Avakasha tegedukondu endigu hindirugi nodabedi, Yashassu elladakku thakka utthara
Jivanadha artha kelabedi, nive vivarisi
Obba Idli maroke ladies bogige hogtane,
avarella avanna hodedu kalistare yake..

Kanasali thumba kettiruvenu.. Ninnanu keladhe..
Lovvalli Kanneeru Kampalsari.. Belagge lovvu.. Madyanha Novu..
Sayankala Dasavaladha Hoovu.. Oblanne love madi Chennagiri..
Innobla phone number Itkondiri..
Athlage aa hudugi..Ithlage ee hudugi..Yavatthu Irbardhu ree..
Hudgira manasalli enenidhe.. Thilkollo Thaakatthu namagellidhe..

Idakkintha bega innu.. Sigabaraditthe neenu..
Hoo araluva Saddhanu.. Ninna nageyalli Kaanaballe..
Yava mohana murali kareyitho..Dhoora theerake ninnanu Iruvudellava Bittu Irududaredege Nadevudhe Jeevana..
Kasthuri Nivaasadha Vamsha namdhu..Kai Yavathidru boomi nodutthe horathu Akashanalla..


Thabbi Nanna Appiko Omme.. Haage summane..
Naa Kanasinolago, Kanasu Nannolago..
Kaanadha Kadalige Hambalisidhe mana…

Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!
Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.
Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita. good morning!

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli


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I Have A Quandary. My Quandary Is Love And... My Solution Is You. 
Hershey's Make Millions Of Delectable Kisses Each Day. But It Pales In Comparison To The Taste Of You.
Arrange Espousement These Days Is The Acquiescent Between Two Broken Hearts.
A Girl Jogging In The Park Avails At Least 5 Boys To Be Fit And In Shape.
Worked On Fine Leg. 
Turn On Your Hotspot
If Osculating Is The Language Of Love, Then We Have A Lot To Verbalize About.
Can I GO DOWN? 
Babies Are So Fortuitous. They Can Slumber All Day Still Everyone Dotes Them.
Do You Ever Optically Canvass Your Friends And Celebrate 'Why The Hell Aren't We Comedians? '
When I Am Home Alone, Every Noise I Aurally Perceive Is A Serial Killer.
How Come Erroneous Numbers Are Never Diligent?
I Like It Rough. 
I Detest When Ex's Verbalize. I Am Here If You Require Me. Like..? Where Were You? When We Were Together And I Needed You?
Baby, Are You Hungry?
I Had A Stressful Day Today, Want To Avail Me Unwind? Anytime, Anyplace. Are You Game? 
Liberation Of Verbalization Is Disoriented When You Get Into A Relationship And She Is Resplendent. 
The Best Feeling In The World Is When Someone You Detest Tells A Jest And Nobody Laughs :)
Dance In Slow Kineticism.
Are You Going To Osculate Me Or Do I Have To Prevaricate To My Diary? :)
My Data-Plan Is Illimitable. 
When I Optically Discern You, I Miss Your Smile. When I Visually Perceive Your Smile, I Miss Your Hug. When You Hug Me, I Optate Your Osculation. Oh, I'm Just So Crazy About You.!
If Your Age Was To Be Resolute By The 2 Last Digits Of Your Phone Number, How Old Will You Be? 
Wanna Go Slumber Early?
Your Taste Still Lingers On My Lips, Like I've Just Placed Them Upon Yours, And Still I Starve For You!
Shhhhhhhh Everyone Around Me Is In A Relationship And I Am Just Here With My Laptop And Whatsapp.
I Would Rather Have Taken One Breath Of Your Skin, One Kiss From Your Lips, One Touch Of Your Hand, Than Spend Perpetuity Without You. 
Why Do I Fall In Love With People Who Are All Yare Taken Or Have Feelings For Someone Else? 
Locked At 30 Frames.
Love Never Dies. Only The Doter Changes.
The Way You Stroke Me, Gets To Me Every Single Time. Your Hands In My Hair, Your Fingers Gliding Over My Skin. You're Way Of Feeling Me All Over. I Feel You. I'm Addicted...All In.
You, Me And Exercise ;)
Anyone Can Be Passionate, But It Takes Authentic Doters To Be Silly.
Being In A Relationship Is A Full-Time Job, Don't Apply If You're Not Yare To Commit.
The Fragrance - Of Your Skin Is Sweeter To Me Than The Perfumes Of A Million Roses...
I Detest How Chocolates Immediately Melt On My Fingers. I Mean, Am I That Sultry?
People Verbalize Nothing's Infeasible, But I Do Nothing Every day.
When My Day Commences, You're My Inspiration. Optically Discerning Your Face Glow, Is My Nicest Hello. And When You Osculate And Caress Me, And Make Love To My Mind. I Can't Get Enough. I'm So Ecstatic That You're Mine.
I Don't Make Mistakes, I Just Date Them.
I'll Osculate You On The Rain So You Get Twice As Wet.
Shake Well Afore Use.
Let's Play Something Multi-Player.
Your Lips Look So Solitary. Would They Relish To Meet Mine?
When A Bird Hits Your Window Have You Ever Wondered If God Is Playing Irate Birds With You? 
I'll Show You Mine If You'll Show Me Yours.
You Are Gorgeous All Over, Your Body, Your Face, Your Smile, Your Personality, Most Importantly, Your Heart.
Boys Celebrate Of Girls Just Like Books, If The Cover Doesn't Catch Their Ocular Perceiver, They Won't Bother To Read What's Inside. 
I Dote Your Lips When They're Wet With Wine And Red With Malevolent Desire.
If There's One Thing I Detest The Most, Its Optically Discerning Lamentable Things Transpire To Good People. 
Your Bed, My Bed
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I'll Train You. Make Your Appointment Today. 
Wanna Endeavor My Handcuffs?
Just Culminated Effacing Some Friends On Facebook, If You Can Read This Then You Got Fortuitous.
Pull Down To Refresh. 
I Update My Bank Account Refilled As Expeditious As My Laundry Basket.
My Phone Is Like My Doter. Its The Last Thing I Visually Perceive At Night, And The First Thing I Arouse To Every Morning.
Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted, Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted.
I Don't Care If You Celebrate I'm Crazy. Life Is Too Short To Be Mundane. 
Smile Is The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.
I'm A Loaded Gun. 
I Ken I'm Crazy. Don't Ruin My Moment.
Massage With Ecstatic Ending.
Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Abhorred, But Anyhow You Can Osculate Me Baby I Am Vaccinated. 
Your Attire Are Making Me Uncomfortable Please Take Them Off.
Determinately 21, And Licitly Capable Of Doing Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.
That Inelegant Moment When You Are Visually Examining A Movie With Your Dad And A Love Scene Comes On.
A Plethora Of Men And Women Would Rather Stay Single Because They Are Tired Of Giving Their Everything And Ending Up With Nothing.
I'm Shy At First, But Once I'm Comfortable With You Get Yare For Some Crazy Shit.
People Never Recollect The Million Times You Avail Them, Only The One Time You Don't.
Hey Time, Decelerate. You're Killing Me. 
Sometimes I Wonder How Many Miles I Have Scrolled My Mouse Wheel.
I Cant Taste My Lips Could You Do It For Me.

You've Engulfed My Senses With The Essence Of You. I Dote Your Body. I Dote Physically Contacting It, Caressing It, Licking It, And Tasting It. I Dote The Smell, The Heat, And The Texture Of You. 

    Hot Whatsapp Jokes

    Jungle Me Ek Shikari Ko Shikar Ni Mila To Wo Muth
    Marne Baith Gya.
    Ek Sher Ne Ye Dekha To Bhagte Huye Sare Janwaro
    Se Bola Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hain Bhaag Jao.
    Lomdi Boli Kya Hua?
    Sher Bola Main Ek Se Ek Shikari Dekhe Pr Aisa
    Shikari Nhi Dekha Jo Itni Chhoti Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa
    Load Kr Chuka Ho
    Pta Ni Sala Kane Fire Krega.
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    Teacher: What Is The Opposite Of Laugh…?
    Boy Ans: SEX
    Teacher: How?
    Boy: Laugh Is – Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa
    Sex Is – Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah..
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    What's The Difference Between A 'Boot' And
    'Choot'?
    Boot Accepts Only One Size, Whereas A Choot
    Accepts All Sizes!
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    Santa-Helmetk Upar Se Apna Sar Khujla Rha Tha..
    Wife-Aji Helmet Toh Utaar Lo
    Santa-Bahnchod Teri Gand Me Khujli Hoti H
    Toh Kya Shalwar Uttar Deti Hai.

    Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha
    Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
    Santa To Girl: “ Do U Have Aids? ”
    Girl: “ No ”
    Santa: “ Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai, Main Nahi
    Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye. “
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    Ladka Ladki Ko Pataa Ke Car
    Mein Jungle Le Gaya.
    Ladke Ne
    Sex Karna Shuru Kiya Toh
    Ladki Boli:
    "Mein Bataana Bhool Gayi Ki
    Mein Prostitute Hun Aur Ek
    Baar Ke 500 Leti Hun." Ladke Ne Majboori Mein Paise
    Diye Aur Thoka. Thokne Ke
    Baad Ladka Cigarette Peene
    Laga.
    Ladki- Chalo Na Wapas Nahi
    Jaana Kya?
    "Ladka-Mein Bataana Bhool
    Gaya Tha Ki Mein Taxi Driver
    Hun Aur Yaha Se Shahar Ke 800 Leta Hun."
    Moral-Thokne Se Pahle Bhale
    Boys Lund Se Sochte Hain Par Thorne K Baad Dimaag Se Hi
    Kaam Lete Hain..!!
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Saying Goodbye Whatsapp Status,Quotes For Lovers Friends

Goodbye Status and Messages Sayings – Farewell Quotes

In this article we’ve shared some heart touching Saying Goodbye Quotes for Him & Her about Sad Love Broken Relationship. As we know that relationships are very complicated and always creates happiness when both are mature and understanding. But when you’re unhappy, it can be difficult to tell what’s causing it and what needs to change. Sometimes it’s as easy as opening up to your partner about your problems, while other times it may be necessary to switch partners. Saying Goodbye to family and friends is tough. It can be painful, even when we knew we would be meeting again. Our emotion doesn’t understand and we tend to express in forms of Goodbye WhatsApp status update and Facebook Status update. Whether family or friends is going far away or you had broken up, you are going to say goodbye to someone. Here are some quotes for saying goodbye Whatsapp status update.

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Where you used to be, there is an aperture in the world, which I find myself perpetually ambulating around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell
We need to verbalize goodbye to the traditional methodologies of corporate universities. 
Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven. – Tryon Edwards
Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is compulsory afore we can meet again and meet again, after moments or a lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.
A goodbye isn’t painful unless you’re never going to verbalize hello again.
The thought of you going away makes me think about all the times when I could have said how much I love you… but I didn’t. I will miss you, goodbye. 
How fortuitous I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Our relationship was my whole world, while yours was outside it. Goodbye.
It doesn’t matter if you have five friends or five thousand friends. When it all comes down to it, popularity designates nothing. All that matters is that you can those five will be there holding your hand, as the five thousand walk by.
I abhor the feeling when you have to verbalize goodbye to someone you opted to spend every minute with.
I am breaking up with you. Our relationship will die but our love will live on. Good Bye
So, old friends, now it’s time to commence growing up, taking charge, optically discerning things as they are, facing facts, not eluding them, still with dreams, just reshaping them, growing up.
Saying goodbye is the hardest part but the hope to visually perceive you anon makes it preponderant.
Saying goodbye isn’t the hardest part, it’s just I Can’t bear to lose you.
Never part without doting words to celebrate of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life.
Why does it take a minute to verbally express hello and perpetually to verbally express goodbye?
I walked away because you were busy finding faults in me, while I was busy overlooking yours. Good Bye
What we call the commencement is often the cessation. And to make a cessation is to make a commencement. The cessation is where we commence from.
Every goodbye always makes the next hello more proximate.
Don’t worry about me, I will be waiting right here for the day when you come back and lift me up in your arms. Good Bye
I execrate when things are over because so much is left undone
Recollect everything’ she verbally expressed ‘when only recollection remains.
I want to break up with you. It’s not that I have begun to hate you but it’s because my heart has stopped loving you. goodbye
I’ll just sit here and watch you walk away, while I hold on to the memories we’ve made till this day. Good Bye
I don’t know how I will survive without the boy who makes me giggle, smile, laugh and melt from inside like gooey chocolate. Good Bye
Where is the good in goodbye?
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it transpired.
Your absence will pierce my heart like a dagger. But don’t worry, it will still keep beating for you. Good Bye
All good things must come to a terminus, but I wouldn’t have wanted it to culminate any other way or with any other people.
Saying goodbye to someone because you have to not because you operate to can be the hardest thing in the world to do.
As painful as it is, tolerating heartbreak is still better than tolerating your lies. Goodbye.
Hope Someday you’ll visually perceive the reason why there’s good in goodbye.
I’ve learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures will never supersede being there, thanks is a feeble word, recollections forget the arduous times, words can never supersede feelings, and heroes often go unsung.
How fortuitous I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
I won’t say a word. I want you to see the tears in my eyes and feel the throb of my heart. Goodbye.
No matter how far we are apart, nothing can ever come between us – you will always be just a heartbeat away. Good Bye
The hardest part of saying goodbye to my boyfriend is to say it even when I don’t want him to leave. Good Bye
Even if you can what’s peregrinated, you’re never prepared for how it feels.
This is the time to recollect because it will not last perpetually; these are the days to pretend because we won’t albeit we’ll want to.
Recollect me with smiles and cachinnation, for that’s how I’ll recollect you. If you can only recollect me in dolefulness and tears, then don’t recollect me at all.
I will miss the boy who called me My Girl, and who I called My Love. Good Bye
It’s not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
It hurts to verbally express goodbye to someone you dote but its the best for both of us to move on.
Never cadge people to stay against their will. Sometimes the gift of goodbye opens another door for you. Move on, and engender the next chapter of your life.
This goodbye might be painful but it is not the end. My heart knows that we will meet again.
My love may be unconditional but there was an unspoken condition when I gave you my heart – it’s yours only as long as you love it. Goodbye.
Our breakup will hurt me a lot but I’d rather mend a broken heart than suffocating in a toxic relationship. Goodbye
Great is the art of beginning, but more preponderant is the art of ending.
I will be able to survive without you but my life won’t be worth living. Good Bye
I never meant to break your heart but you never bothered to understand mine. Goodbye
Our relationship was always about given and take… until you stopped giving but never stopped taking. Good Bye
You are not walking out of my life but if you are going to be staying away, I don’t know what my life is. Goodbye.
We commenced here together and now we’re leaving the same way. The hysterical thing is you never appreciate what you had yesterday until it is gone today.
It's painful to verbalize goodbye to someone you don’t want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you ken they opted to leave you.
You might be yare to verbally express goodbye to us, but we’re not yare to verbalize goodbye to you.
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
I feel very fortuitous token someone who is so hard for me to verbalize goodbye.



Goodbye Messages for Friends: Looking for the perfect words to say goodbye to a friend? Give your bestie a sweet farewell by writing cute quotes on a greeting card. From touching moments to awesome memories and from funny pranks to happy smiles – bring everything together in a personalized message. You can even write a letter if you think that a small farewell note is not enough to express yourself. Read this post and reflect on your own friendship. You might be sad that your friend is going away but this is the time to look back at all the beautiful memories, rather than grieve about the inevitable. The farewell will be tearful but it will be yet another memory that’ll hold everything together even when you and your friend are thousands 



Saying goodbye to my boyfriend is like an injury that happens fast but pains for a long time.
Sometimes goodbye is just a painful way to verbally express I dote you.
A man never kens how to verbally express goodbye; a woman never kens when to verbalize it.
Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes
A goodbye isn’t painful unless you’re never going to verbally express hello again.
We laughed until we had to cry, we doted right down to our last goodbye, we were the best.
Let me make this more facile than saying goodbye: let me tell you hello in advance for the next time I get to optically discern you.
The world is round and the place which may seem homogeneous to the cessation may additionally be the commencement.
As long as we doted until our last goodbye, then our love had been whole and true.
The only reason I am saying goodbye is that I have precious memories to cling on to, until the moment we meet again.
As you leave, you are taking with you a piece of my heart, a part of my soul, a chunk of my mind and all of my happiness. Good Bye
The world is round and the place which may seem homogeneous to the cessation may additionally be only the commencement.
Might take a while but eventually, you’ll find the ‘good’ in ‘goodbye.



Here you are, and you’re a hundred thousand miles away. ~ Barenaked Ladies
The hardest part of doting someone in life is verbally expressing goodbye to them.
If you cry when we part we’ll never visually perceive each other again, but if we do not cry we’ll recollect aeonianly the days of sunlight and cachinnation, and be assembled in our recollections.
The key to a great long distance relationship is the boyfriend’s will to not look at other girls while he is away. Remember this, goodbye.
Never verbalize goodbye because on one sunny day we will meet again.
Recollections may be pulchritudinous and yet what’s too painful to recollect we simply opt to forget. So it’s the cachinnation we’ll recollect when we recollect the way we were
I feel like I don’t need to verbally express goodbye, I just have this feeling like I’ll visually perceive you again anon.
I am not going to say a word today. I will let my tears do the talking. GoodbyeJust give me something ill miss…and give me one last kiss…goodbye.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it transpired.
Being vigorous sometimes designates being able to let go.
Never verbally express goodbye because goodbye betokens peregrinating away and peregrinating away denotes forgetting.
I don’t LIKE watching you leave but I don’t want to stop you from doing what you LIKE. Good Bye
Goodbye without reasons is the most painful one. Love without reasons is the most resplendent one..
Hope Someday you’ll visually perceive the reason why there’s good in goodbye.
I’ll be right here, clutching on to the precious memories, desperately waiting for you to come back so we can make more. Goodbye.
Promise me you’ll never forget me because if I celebrated you would I’d never leave
A goodbye is never painful unless you’re never going to verbally express hello again.
I never imagined that the guy of my dreams would give me nightmares too. The way you have changed, is why I am breaking up with you.
The story of life is more expeditious than the blink of an ocular perceiver, the story of love is hello, goodbye.
Goodbye doesn’t mean sempiternally. If it did, we ought to be verbalizing ‘BadBye’.
But fate ordains that dearest friends must part
How fortuitous I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A farewell is compulsory afore we can meet again, and meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends
I know that everything happens for a reason, but I desperately hope that this reason is worth the wait. Come back soon, goodbye.
How can I say that I will miss you when I am not ready to accept the fact that you are leaving? Goodbye.
There is a cessation to all things no matter how much we optate to prehend them.
As we go separate ways to chase our dreams, I hope you achieve all your dreams of which I am a part of. Good Bye
Recollect me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to recollect me and cry. 
I won’t look into your eyes when you leave because I don’t want to see my dreams walking away. Goodbye
I am breaking up with you… maybe I’ll regret this, maybe I won’t. But it doesn’t matter, because I know you won’t.
Can miles genuinely disunite you from friends…. If you optate to be with someone you dote, aren’t you already there?
There’s no love without tears, there’s no ecstasy without sacrifice, and there’s no perpetually without goodbye.
recollection lasts sempiternally, never will it die… true friends cohere and never verbally express goodbye.
If you’re valiant to verbally express ‘goodbye,’ life will reward you with a ‘hello.’
It’s time to say goodbye, hope you take risks and learn to trust, learn to love, follow your heart not your head.
When I look back now, that summer seemed to last sempiternally, and if I had the cull, I’d always want to be there, those were the best days of my life
We’ve shared our jubilance and we’ve shared our trepidations. We’ve shared so many things throughout the years. And when the times were hard we were by each other’s side. You were there to make me laugh when I cried.
Every time you miss me just close your eyes, breathe deeply and put your hand on your chest – you will hear my heart beating inside. Goodbye.



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